Category Archives: Laugh Medicine

Laughing Medicine: Talking about Death

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy says, “I would like to … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: My Love Life is Fantastic!

A man became impotent due to removal of his cancerous prostate. His urologist recommended a penile implant, which can readily pumped up when an erection is needed. “You can have a regular grade plastic implant, or a harder one. The … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: God helped her three times!

A woman with terminal cancer returns to religion with fervor. She knows that God will help her get better. Early in her sickness, a surgeon proposes radical surgery. “No”, she says, “I don’t want to get mutilated and suffer pain. … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: Doctors Notes

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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Laughing Medicine: I Wish I Had Cancer

Little Johnny wakes up on Christmas morning, runs downstairs and is greeted by his parents and hundreds of presents under the tree. “Oh Wow!” cries Little Johnny as he starts tearing away at all the wrapping paper. Little Johnny is … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: A lymphomaniac!

What do you call a person who has a compulsion to get lymphoma over and over again? A lymphomaniac!

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Laughing Medicine: Eating for two: me and my fast growing tumor

After being diagnosed with lung cancer, my husband and I went to his hometown for a family reunion trip that had been planned for several months. All the family knew I had been diagnosed and was scheduled to have surgery … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: Dying of Lung Cancer!

On board a flight to Hawaii, the pilot announced, “That thump you heard was our last engine conking out. I’m really sorry to tell you this, but we are going to crash into the ocean.” In the stunned silence that … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: Will he finally enjoy shopping with me at the mall?

At age 49, I was diagnosed with earlier stage of prostate cancer. The urologist to whom I was referred by my new doctor recommended several months of Lupron followed by a radical prostatectomy. From my own internet search, I knew … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: Cancer Patient with HIV

A man named Mike Smith went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Mike in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you… you have a cancer and it … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: Three Choices

A very arrogant oncologist, Dr. Johnson, dies and goes straight to Hell. On arrival the Devil says, “I’m going to give you three choices, which is more than you ever gave your patients. Whichever door you choose will be how … Continue reading

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Laughing Medicine: You Have Four Months to Live!

Doctor Smith: Bad news! The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have four months to live. Patient: But, Dr. Smith, I can’t pay off my medical bills in four months. Doctor Smith: In that case, you have four … Continue reading

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