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Thought of the Day: I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.

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Though of the Day: The only way to compel men to speak good of us is to do it. — Voltaire

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Laughing Medicine: Buy Me Out

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I”m making you a 50-50 … Continue reading

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Cologuard: an noninvasive colon cancer screening test

Cologuard is an easy to use, noninvasive colon cancer screening test based on the latest advances in stool DNA science. It is for adults 50 years or older who are at average risk for colon cancer, and it is available by … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day: Don’t wait for something big to occur. Start where you are, with what you have, and that will always lead you into something greater

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Thanks, Dad!

Father says to his son: “you are eighteen and are mature enough now. I allow you to start smoking if you want to” Son: “thanks dad, I’ve quit two years ago”  

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Laughing Medicine: A wife’s smoking ultimatum

A man called into a local radio station and told the ”morning guys” that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn’t going to get any sex. They asked him, ”How long do you think … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day: Being true to self will sometimes mean disappointing others. Don’t do what’s expected of you, do what’s best for you…

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Thought of the Day: A woman wants a man that’s LOVING! Strong, but not overbearing. Ambitious but not greedy. A leader, not a dictator.

Happy International Women’s Day and Thank God for Women!

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Laughing Medicine: Three Wishes

A lady with bone cancer had trouble getting to sleep at night because of the pain. To make matters worse, her tomcat’s yowling would wake her up just as she fell asleep. “I don’t need this,” she raged. She had … Continue reading

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Cancer Fighter: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States since August 10, 1993. She is fearless fighter for justice for all[1]. Justice Ginsberg became ill in the summer of 1999. Doctor thought she had … Continue reading

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Thank God for Women!

Today, March 8, 2017, is the International Women’s day. The first International Women’s Day occurred in 1911 and rallies were held across Europe, where women and men demanded the right for women to vote, work, and hold public office etc. … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day: Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool.

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Laughing Medicine: Hospital of the Future

A large cancer hospital ran into financial difficulties, so the board hired a consultant who was known for cutting corners and who claimed that he could do it without having any negative impact on patient care. The trick, according to … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day: Make sure you’ve stopped talking before your audience has stopped listening.

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Laughing Medicine: Bad News

A doctor calls a patient to report on a bone scan and biopsy. The patient is out so the doctor leaves a message to call. As usual, no medical details are left. After a day of telephone tag, the doctor … Continue reading

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Thought of the Day: Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.-Anne Frank

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Laughing Medicine: As long as it fits a camel.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? … Continue reading

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Colorectal Cancer Prevention

Prevention is the best pathway to reduce colorectal cancer. To reduce the cancer risk and prevent colorectal cancer, the following activities are encouraged: Eat a high-fiber diet rich in fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans and whole grains. Limit red meat consumption … Continue reading

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Colorectal Cancer Screen

Regular screening is important for preventing colorectal cancer. Testing can often find colon cancer early, when it’s most treatable. Ninety percent of colon cancer begins when polyps become cancerous. A polyp is a small growth that attaches itself to the … Continue reading

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