Laughing Medicine: The Big C

Mary was walking through Walmart when she ran into Harry, who she hadn’t seen in a couple of years. They got to talking and eventually Harry enquired after Grahame; her husband. “Oh Dear: haven’t you heard? Unfortunately he’s no longer with us.” “’What dead?” “Yes.” “I’m sorry to hear that. If it’s not too intrusive,…

Laughing Medicine: Baseball In Heaven

Two old baseball buddies with lung cancer were chatting on a park bench. Paul says, “I hope they have a baseball team in heaven.” “Me too”, says Jack. “Tell you what”, says Paul, “If I die first, I’ll give you a message about whether there is baseball in Heaven. If you die first, you can…

Laughing Medicine: Talking about Death

Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?” The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great…

Kcancer Hosts Forums on Colorectal Cancer-Press Release

March is colorectal cancer awareness month. Kcancer hosts forums on colorectal cancer to address colorectal cancer relevant issues. Please view the press release: https://www.prlog.org/12622488-kcancer-hosts-forum-on-colorectal-cancer.html

Laughing Medicine: My Love Life is Fantastic!

A man became impotent due to removal of his cancerous prostate. His urologist recommended a penile implant, which can readily pumped up when an erection is needed. “You can have a regular grade plastic implant, or a harder one. The latter gives a better erection, but your penis may be hard to tuck away when…

Laughing Medicine: God helped her three times!

A woman with terminal cancer returns to religion with fervor. She knows that God will help her get better. Early in her sickness, a surgeon proposes radical surgery. “No”, she says, “I don’t want to get mutilated and suffer pain. It’s not necessary, God will help me”. A while later, she sees a radiologist and…

Laughing Medicine: I Wish I Had Cancer

Little Johnny wakes up on Christmas morning, runs downstairs and is greeted by his parents and hundreds of presents under the tree. “Oh Wow!” cries Little Johnny as he starts tearing away at all the wrapping paper. Little Johnny is so excited as he opens the presents. He has a brand new BMX, a skateboard,…

Laughing Medicine: Eating for two: me and my fast growing tumor

After being diagnosed with lung cancer, my husband and I went to his hometown for a family reunion trip that had been planned for several months. All the family knew I had been diagnosed and was scheduled to have surgery upon my return home. They all tended to avoid the subject, but took much more…

President Donald Trump and Cancer

Today is February 20, 2017, President’s Day and one month presidency of Donald Trump. To mark this historical moment, Kcancer reviewed excerpts Trump and Cancer from media. “Let no one be mistaken Donald Trump’s candidacy is a cancer on conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised, and discarded,” Rick Perry [1], former Texas Governor…

Laughing Medicine: Dying of Lung Cancer!

On board a flight to Hawaii, the pilot announced, “That thump you heard was our last engine conking out. I’m really sorry to tell you this, but we are going to crash into the ocean.” In the stunned silence that followed, an angry voice spoke out. “Dam it! That stupid doctor of mine! He said…

Laughing Medicine: Will he finally enjoy shopping with me at the mall?

At age 49, I was diagnosed with earlier stage of prostate cancer. The urologist to whom I was referred by my new doctor recommended several months of Lupron followed by a radical prostatectomy. From my own internet search, I knew it was the correct protocol at the time. In conference with my wife and me,…

Laughing Medicine: Cancer Patient with HIV

A man named Mike Smith went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Mike in the eye and said, “I’ve some bad news for you… you have a cancer and it can’t be cured. I give you two weeks to a month.” Mike, who was shocked…

Laughing Medicine: Three Choices

A very arrogant oncologist, Dr. Johnson, dies and goes straight to Hell. On arrival the Devil says, “I’m going to give you three choices, which is more than you ever gave your patients. Whichever door you choose will be how you’ll spend eternity.” So the doctor opens the first door and sees a mob of…

Laughing Medicine: You Have Four Months to Live!

Doctor Smith: Bad news! The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have four months to live. Patient: But, Dr. Smith, I can’t pay off my medical bills in four months. Doctor Smith: In that case, you have four months more to live.

Kcancer Top 10 Anti-Cancer Diets, Updated Feb. 26, 2017

Green Leaf Vegetables, such as spinach, kale, collard greens, lettuce, watercress, chicory, and Swiss chard. Non-Leaf Vegetables, such as broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, leek, onion, and carrots. Tomatoes Mushrooms Herbs and Spices, such as turmeric, ginger, garlic, thyme, cayenne pepper, oregano, basil and parsley. Beans, such as red bean, white bean, and soybean. Potatoes….

TED Talks on How to Fight Cancer

Under the link below there are a series of TED Talks on how to fight cancer: http://www.ted.com/playlists/63/a_cure_for_cancer?utm_campaign=social&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=t.co&utm_content=playlist&utm_term=science

What is World Cancer Day?

February 4 is World Cancer Day, a global initiative led by Union for International Cancer Control (UICC) that aims to unite organizations, governments and individuals in the fight against cancer. The World Cancer Day was first observed in 2000 at the World Summit Against Cancer which was held in Paris. UICC founded the World Cancer…

Kick Cancer with Anti-Cancer Diet – Press Release

February 4 is World Cancer Day and Kcancer Take Action against Cancer by Promoting Anti-Cancer Diet View press release: https://www.prlog.org/12617727-kick-cancer-with-anti-cancer-diet.html HARRIMAN, N.Y. – Feb. 3, 2017 – PRLog — Kcancer Inc announces to host forum on food and cancer during the 2017 World Cancer Day and beyond. Many of the common foods found in grocery…

Cancer-Causing Food

Here are some examples of cancer-causing food: All charred food, which create heterocyclic aromatic amines, known carcinogens. Even dark toast is suspect. Well-done red meat, medium or rare is better, and little or no red meat is best. Sugar, both white and brown–which is simply white sugar with molasses added. Heavily salted, smoked and pickled…